man was out for a walk in the woods one day when he saw a bear moving
in his direction. At the same time the bear saw him and started moving
faster towards him.
The man panicked and started to run but the bear kept getting closer and closer to him.
It occurred to the man that he was losing the race and prayer was the only thing that could save him. As he was still running he prayed, "Dear God, please let this bear be a Christian bear, A'men."
Just then, the bear stopped and folded his paws and prayed, "Dear God, for this food I am about to receive, I am thankful, A'men."