DOG PHILOSOPHY

Dogs  are not our  whole  life, but they make our lives  whole.
-Roger   Caras

The  reason a dog  has  so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his  tongue.  
-Anonymous

Don't  accept your  dog's admiration as  conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann  Landers 
You   can say any  foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a  look that says, 'Wow,  you're right! I never would've thought of  that!'
- Dave  Barry

There is  no   psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your  face.   
-Ben  Williams
If you pick up a  starving  dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that  is the principal  difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark   Twain

A dog is the only thing  on  earth that loves you more than he loves  himself.  
-Josh   Billings
Women  and cats  will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and  get used to the idea.
-Robert A.   Heinlein

The  average dog is a nicer  person than the  average  person.
-Andy  Rooney
A dog  teaches a  boy  fidelity, perseverance, and to  turn around three times  before  lying down.
-Robert  Benchley

We give dogs time we  can  spare, space we can spare and love we can  spare. And in return,  dogs give us their all.  It's the best deal man has ever made.  
-M.  Acklam
My dog is worried about  the  economy because Alpo is up to  $3.00 a  can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money!

-Joe   Weinstein

I  wonder if other  dogs  think poodles are members of a weird religious  cult.  
-Rita   Rudner
If   your dog is  fat, you aren't getting enough  exercise   
-Unknown

Anybody who doesn't  know  what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin   P. Jones
Ever  consider what our  dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a  grocery with  the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must  think  we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne  Tyler  

Dogs love their friends  and  bite their enemies, quite unlike people,   
who are   incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and  hate.   
-Sigmund  Freud
If you think dogs can't  count, try putting three dog biscuits in  your pocket and then   give him only two of them.
-Phil   Pastoret

Peanut and Nikki 

My goal in life is to  be as good a person  as my dog thinks I  am.